I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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