I must be too annoying 4 u.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Randomize
