My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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