i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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