Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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