these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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