nut hugger
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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