I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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