He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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