there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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