school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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