I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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