Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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