is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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