To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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