yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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