yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize