Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She's just so happy...and so naked.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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