Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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