farters have to be the big spoon...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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