He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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