Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
