aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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