I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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