I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
