i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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