I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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