Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Randomize
