Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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