Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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