talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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