Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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