Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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