i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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