I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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