Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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