i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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