idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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