Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Randomize
