it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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