its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Terrible idea I love it
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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