Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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