Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
high people should be assigned attendants
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I don't deserve a penis
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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