How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
These tits shall not be calmed
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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