Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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