how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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