IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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