8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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