turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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