we have pet lesbian snakes
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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