Your tits are I can't wait for
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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