It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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