that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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